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1aunchpad-mcquack said: Okay. I have an absolutely terrible joke. What's a Dom's favorite restaurant? subway. (I'm totally not sorry for this. I DID say it'd be terrible, but I appreciate you letting me into your ask :) )

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Hahahaha. That’s perfect. 

What’s a sub’s favorite restauraunt? 

Dominos. 

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU. Wait, wait, I got another one. What does a Dom/me look for in their pet? substance.

Shit, I’m desperately trying to think of another one. 

Why do subs like British guys? 

Because they’re from the United KingDom

/awful joke

Heh. Okay, this one is good. What does a Dom/me play when practicing bondage?

Alice in Chains.

Why was everyone horny when the bondage club was robbed last night? 

They were all left bound and gagged. 

In other news, SubmissiveDreamer has no future as a comedian… 

LMAO No, I love your sense of humor. It’s hilarious. 

Why thank you! Yours isn’t so bad, either. :P

Oh, oh, here’s one. Who does a sub turn to when they want to know the future?

Nostra-Dom-us.

Let’s just name alllll the words we know with the words Dom or sub in them.

Where do Doms live?

In the suburbs.

Word game huh? I’m up for that. What does a hot sub need?

A fandom.

That is beautiful. 

Umm… How many Dominants does it take to change a lightbulb? 

None, that’s what subs are for. 

Hmm. What’s a pain slut’s favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

I surender.

*hangs head in shame*

I have one!

What’s a subs favorite champange?

Dom Pérignon

The only joke I can come up with is horrible.. and involves a book.. and I feel like it is so bad I will just pass on the GOOD jokes haha

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babyminaj:

me talking to the boy i like

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me talking to the boy i like

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raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

favorite taobao jsks

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kissmyafro:
A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.
Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

lorygilmore:

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kissmyafro:

A man begging his wife’s forgiveness inside Divorce Court, 1948, Chicago.

Bad bitches vintage edition

I reblogged this picture yesterday but I love it. Stone cold.

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on…

chainsandshipsexciteme said: I wasn't at Bitecon and I haven't seen much of the stuff that was misrepresented but what I did see made me really nervous. Would you mind clarifying a few things? (Like did Jeff really say that Derek wasn't a minor when Kate slept with him?)

lielabell:

Okay, so I’m going to address that question first because NO.  That’s not what he said.  I was sitting at the table closest to the front in the dead center of the room, right in front of Jeff (which is why I got a great picture of him) and what he said was “he [Derek] certainly wasn’t of age, at least not in the state of California.” But he wasn’t talking directly into the mic when he said it, which is the reason for the misunderstanding.

When I heard that there was a rumor going around that JD said Derek was of age, I instantly went to talk to three other people who had been in the panel and all three of them confirm that they heard what I had heard.  

If you have any other questions, feel free to ask.

l0stkeys:

New nails. 💅💅#personal

l0stkeys:

New nails. 💅💅#personal

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trelkez:

Bringing over my tweets, with bonus commentary!

Saturday: Writers’ Panel

This was originally billed as “Writer’s panel with Jeff & co” due to a miscommunication. Jeff wanted the other writers to have a panel to themselves so that they could have the opportunity to…

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well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

That looks like fyodorpavlov's cocks work.

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These lovelies all come in at under £5, We searched high and low for the perfect statement pieces and found Topshop and eBay were by far the cheapest and the bloody best! 

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